About Faucat

In this house, every cat is called Faucat. It saves time. This particular Faucat wears small round glasses, keeps a notepad on the desk, and has opinions about the market.

He started with one coin and a single share, mostly because the ticker made a pleasant sound. Now he keeps a tidy mix of crypto and stocks, reviewed twice a day: once after breakfast, once before the long evening nap.

Faucat's investing rules

Nap through the dips

A red day is just a long stretch. Faucat curls up and checks again after dinner.

Never chase the laser dot

If a coin is moving too fast to catch, it was probably never real.

Diversify your bowls

Some crypto, some shares, always a little kibble set aside.

Knock nothing off the table

Selling in a panic is just paws on the edge of the counter.